Yous do realize no matter what the earth will not be inhabitable to humans again at some point in the next few thousand years right... There are super volcanos that go off once ever 6 thousand years that are at year 5000... Asteroids whizzing by.

I’ll hold judgement until I can test it, but for now I’ll say.

I’m sure they don’t have reams of market analysis to guide their product line decisions.

Is... is this a reference to something specific, or just a “just for fun” kind of article? All the comments seem to be in on the joke and I feel like a fool!

Comment offering very legitimate career opportunity making $7,000 a month working from home, possibly doing video game blogs.

Comment asking to be let out of the grays. 

Comment posted too quickly for me to have read article in entirety. Condescending sentence calling out author for not including piece of information clearly detailed in paragraph 4 of the story. Follow-up referencing tangential or entirely unrelated fact betraying a shallow understanding of the topic based on half a…

Come on! The joke reference was right there!

Disney changed the conditions of the deal on them. Because EA had been underperforming on the Star Wars front for some time.

I’m sure Tekken fans are happy, but I still stand by the statement that adding an actual fighting game character is the least exciting addition to Smash.

Part of the fun of Smash is seeing how a character’s moves and abilities get translated into the brawler space, and with these it’s kind of just drag and drop...

I see you’ve discovered that you can make anything sound boring and stupid if you strip it down to just it’s most basic parts, and describe it in the least interesting way possible.

puts on call of duty. shoots. gets shot. gets bored and turn off the game.

That’s... kinda psycho. I’ve been insanely strict this whole time - my family lives locally, and I didn’t even see them in person for Thanksgiving or Christmas. What was the point of that if I’m not going to enjoy some eased restrictions now that I’m fully vaxxed? I mean, I’ll keep wearing my mask in stores and…

Jaysusfuckingchrist, Bill is 65. 65 is not old. If you’re 22, maybe. If you’re 76, like me, 65 is not old. Sit down, punk.

This. Whatever he’s like personally, his foundation - which, Jesus, Jezebel, do some research before you casually dismiss the Gates Foundation - has done an incredible amount to transform living conditions in the developing world.

the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which does something I’m sure. I just couldn’t tell any of you what exactly.

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

U triggered? U want your own safe space?

The only bus ride that really stands out for me was when our school bus was hit by lightning. The noise was astounding, everything went bright white and I remember the bolt arched to a nearby wooden electric pole and it exploded in a shower of flaming sparks and pieces of wood. A lot of kids were terrified and…

Is looking into the camera and gaping their mouth just the way they make all Youtube thumbnails now?