Besides the steering wheel that makes your elbows stab your belly when turning it more than 90 degrees, there is also no indicator stalk. I assume the indicators will be activated by some buttons behind the wheel, similar to the Ferrari Roma’s high beams.

Good for them. I’d hate to live next to a junkyard too.

I never touch food with my hands while gaming... ... ...but just for you I will eat a bowl of soup and let it drip down my beard onto my keyboard while reading this.

“Assuming I didn’t already hate gamers, this is all it would take to push me over the edge.”

What the fuck kind of dumb take is this? You “can’t imagine” having anything other than water while you game? Seriously? Slow news day?

Whereas I, at 57 and in mourning, am happy to see others doing something that brings them and possibly others joy.

I feel like they should be able to build a finger print reader into the Apple logo on the back, if nothing through the screen works reliably. After all, plenty of people choose to use those ugly cases that have cutouts for the logo. 

Oof. Rough take.

Yes, and it is still just as idiotic now as it was then. 

I appreciate you using the popular thing right now to shine a light on real world issues, but the comparison feels really contrived and honestly kind of offensive.

Well, this is a take.

First Gizmodo article about Animal Crossing “The zero interest loan in this children’s game is too stressful”

I like Kotaku but these are the sort of cringe articles that turn the website into a laughing stock for most of the internet. I support everything you’ve said but Animal Crossing isn’t the soap box you should be standing on to say it.

Should the characters also get cancer and every other depressing thing that can happen in real life?

Fuck off with this bullshit.

AHHHH! After ten thousand reboots I’m free!

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

hear, hear.

This is a pretty bad take for a few reasons- first and foremost it doesn’t seem like Brian Kahn read the piece very closely. In response to quoting Franzen as accepting the climate disaster is inevitable, Kahn responds that, “[i]n fact, accepting that disaster is coming is the exact reason to try to cut emissions.”

Kah…

Phones at desks is a tricker question when you’re dealing with young entry-level wage employees with a low level of loyalty and a highly anticipated intellectual property, and phones that are cutting-edge recording equipment.