Thanks Mr. Tomsula

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Fisher: “Now, wait, Zebra. It’s in here somewhere. Moustache wax...lip balm (don’t get those mixed up, Ref.)...blackmail photos of Kroenke without his wig...god damn it, let me check my other pocket. OK, no, that’s just a napkin...uh, let’s see. Here’s some old gum wrappers...picture of Jeff Fisher...my deal with the…

Seeking : Football coach
Qualifications: 4 years experience at D I university, understanding and appreciation of Kant’s categorical imperative

Bet the millenial snowflake players demanded water during 3-a-days too. This is why we’re losing to China. No one’s willing to play with a broken back anymore.

They were talking about this potential fight on First Take a few weeks back before I realized it was on at the office and changed the channel. Anyway, Stephen A. is shouting as he often does and claimed that Floyd “Human Garbage” Mayweather would knock out Connor McGregor. This confused me because I was under the…

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

It’s grey, and I will not like and share, sorry.

Maryland Student: I just wanted to report that we keep getting hit by these little yellow things that really hurt.

You could take an eye out with those things!

Pictured: Conservatwitter.

There was no doubt Clinton would come prepared. It’s like she’s running for one of the most important positions in the nation if not the world as President of the United States. You’d have to be a completely inexcusable moron with tiny hands to do bad in these debates.

Hey hey hey, let’s not get all logical here, alright?

I think it has to be particularly difficult for South Floridians because of who Jose Fernandez was. He fought to defect to the US 3 separate times before he was successful. He was jailed for his desire to be free. He rose to the top of his sport and was one of the most vibrant personalities in the game. In a sense, he…

You said it all better than I could. Jose was an absolute treasure, and it was a privilege to watch him pitch.

Twins fan here. Doesn’t matter which organization you root for, every baseball fan just loved this guy. To read this news first thing after waking up just completely crushed my soul. Damn, this is a horrible day for baseball and it’s going to take some time getting over this.

This is probably the worst thing to happen in the south Florida sports community in a long, long time.

What the hell do Chiefs and Rams fans even have to fight about? At a preseason game, no less? “Dude, the Chiefs are the most aggressively mediocre!” “Bro, Vermeil cried harder after Rams games!” “Red goes better with mustard yellow!” “Fuck your mother!"