Oh no! He's a spy! Get 'em Ronny!!!

Last night, Dallas's Antoine Roussel wiped an entire pane of glass

JJ Watt: movie theater concessions worker.

This is just Gronk's latest way of avoiding medical treatment given his firm anti-wrapping stance.

Yeah, I mean this is the stuff BILLY BOY bitches about in interviews now. He says the next step in analytics is to better quantify an individual player's "injury prone-ness" in terms of games played and time in general, no?

Yeah, it's different if he's hurt. But given how close the race was last year I don't think its insane for Beane to want Donaldson to go unless he is physically unable. I'm guessing he was a dick about it tho...

Didn't they make the wildcard by, like, 1 game? So letting their best player take a game off would have been a stupid idea, right?

St Louis P.O. sprinkling crack overtop of a lifeless Kenny Britt: You what?

Welp.

Been listening to a bunch of 90's NYC shit lately. Big L had Nas level talent. RIP

Tim Duncan: Soccer Star?

Did we ever decide if we hate this or not? Cause I think this is fucking hilarious.

So... frivolous illustration demonstrating that shot distribution doesn't mean shit if you don't actually have good players shooting the ball? OR, finally, the perfect, all-in-one, easy-access Coaching evaluation graph?

ITS ALWAYS GATORS

It'll be interesting since soccer is a global culture and there's not one governing body, like the Shield, that can effectively implement sport wide changes. Hopefully it'll change though. It seems like there's a goalie knocked out every week.

In response, Messi has chosen to stay silent.

lol OOOhhh, makes more sense. Does this also mean that the aquatic based mammals aren't the ones that killed Bin Laden? If so, that makes that whole book a lot less impressive...

Yeah that's why I'm saying soccer doesn't really give a shit. We - assuming most of us are commenting from the GREAT LAND OF THE FREE, Roll Tide - are only hyper-aware of concussions due to things like ex-NFL player suicides from CTE induced depression. 20-30 years ago we didn't really care about sports based head…

He better be more careful with it if he just got it!