OK, now there is clearly a lot that went wrong here, but let's quickly pause and take a second to fully appreciate #BoobDad

Without the NFL constantly reminding them of the brutal longterm effects of concussions, do other countries/cultures give a shit? Cause it seems like soccer doesn't give a shit about concussions....

"Both La Liga transplants have taken to the league like Mario Balotelli takes to nightclubs: easily, and with much relish."

I've read that tweet probably 10-12 times and still can't figure out what in the hell "fire unlocked a car with baby inside" means

"Now THAT is my Quarterback!" - Percy Harvin

*Golf Claps* Well you've made your point, sir. I hope you're happy

N0.

Clowney maybe. He's the only one I've ever seen in my life time. (20's I know, I know I'm an idiot by default) But yeah that's never happening... or at least I don't want it to. College Football is too much fun and there's too much history/tradition there. It's America! Every conference and every school is unique in…

Nah dog, look at how he gets tackled at the end of some of these plays, and that's against college kids. He's quick to his top speed, and he has great legs for a Freshman, but he's still only 19. Go look at how much bigger Percy Harvin was his Sophomore year vs his Freshman year. It's night and day. There is a magical…

Last part's a little dramatic, nah? It's not basketball, he would been murdered in the NFL at 19. He had to go play college ball. Plus it's 2 mil....

Manning Face: The Soundtrack

Nerlens Noel's ancestors played on good basketball teams??

I get it, I definitely think the SEC gets a boost in the polls. But I blame it on the really long streak of National Champions the conference produced, not an SEC propaganda arm.

German Pitch Invader: [Hits Ribery with a scarf]
Indiana Jones: Germany's gone soft!
German Pitch Invader: [Flips Ribery double birds]
Sean Connery: I've got an idea! [Opens umbrella, chases man towards police]
German Pitch Invader: [Escapes, scott free]
Indiana Jones: Now THAT is how you say goodbye in Tallahassee

Don't worry kid, my most important night in high school sucked too. But unlike you, on my Prom night I couldn't even manage to fuck the pooch.

Find me one rational, logical piece of literature ever written about college football. The sport is written in CAPS LOCK

Even on Moron Mountain Kobe still can't get rid of those damn teammates

Good to see Francesa takes just as long as Geno to get to his second progression

"He's just not green enough if you ask me." - Percy Harvin in confidence to Marshawn Lynch