Maybe he thought the Ankle Monitor would have a “zeroing” method to adjust to his base BAC. Then when he was at .08, it would show -.32!!

A million dollars for chlamydia? Taking a couple weeks of antibiotics and getting either no or minor symptoms? Can I sue someone for like a billion dollars if they come to work and I get influenza from them because that’s way worse than chlamydia.

Markelle Fultz will provide plenty of bricks for the wall.

So if ronaldo walks around he’s lazy and selfish, but if Messi does it it’s part of his genius.

Don’t be surprised if a bunch of hockey fossils have a big problem with this goal. Never forget, hockey players are supposed to be humble monotones. No showboating! Don Cherry practically had a nervous breakdown when Tomas Hertl scored a goal like Karlsson’s a few years ago.

Crush the process

I seriously doubt this is about the toxic part of Rick and Morty’s fanbase. This is all about CN not wanting to spend the money that Harmon and Roiland believe they are owed to create another season.

True, but it sure helps when Goliath’s idea of a “counterattack” is slowly walking in circles for 30 seconds before throwing a rushed, off-balance punch that only lands 4 out of 22 times.

I feel like you need to wait more than 1.9 seasons after a team wins a championship before you can talk about them choking.

Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

Haha. That is a phenomenal headline. Well done, Emma

*charade

Bulls On Sharade

I don’t get using “basketblogger” as a slur when you’re literally doing the same thing. How is Concepcion any more of a “basketblogger” than Thompson or Burneko or whoever?

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

You know what will surely encourage corporations to donate more money to good causes? Shitting all over them when they donate money to good cause!

You mean like Peter Parker? (To the first part.)

It would be great if they could get a couple of the actors from this movie to show up at the grand opening. Also, what’s disappointing about the Toy Story themed attractions at Disney World? The ones already there are pretty fun, and Toy Story Land hasn’t opened yet, so know way of knowing if it’s bad or not.

I sincerely feel like this is the only couple in the world who should engage in shower fucking. Everyone else is lying to themselves.