Being not nice to war criminals sends the message that being a war criminal is bad. I’m not certain why this is confusing at all.

It's a Ferengi slur. 

Don’t forget waterboarding, folks!

Yeah, I think we’re all surprised when anyone who even feints at being a good person wholeheartedly supports ear criminals. I don’t think “don’t be nice to war criminals” is a really intensive purity test to apply to people.

Sorry, but as a Muslim, Bush has yet to apologize for the Iraq War, promoting Defense of Marriage Act, causing the 2008 Financial Crisis and prolonging Islamophobia. He is literally the reason why we have Trump. 

Uh, easy, the less CGI the better and doing the whole ‘car under the trailer sequence’ again as nod to the first movie was uh, cheesy. At least do it practical if you’re going to do it.

The paint sketch does something that SNL does a lot that bugs me, so I’m just gonna rant here- they don’t just have Aidy Bryant pronounce “colour” oddly (which is a good joke, because they’re British and spell it with a U), they have to have someone point out that she’s pronouncing it differently. Like the audience…

Sigh. Guess it’s time for me to lean all the way into my age and prep myself for a flood of “ok boomer” replies, to wit:

I just don't get why voters won't take another look at the woman who's trailing Andrew Yang in her home state.

I admire the commitment on display here

The show that mainstreamed Trump right into The White House is left? It’s still the primaries but SNL is already making de facto campaign commercials for Warren while deriding the most left and very viable candidate, Bernie. They did the same with Hillary and Bernie in ‘16 and that worked out great.

If these guys can’t get some chuckles out of the overwhelming absurdity of what’s happening in this country right now, they should just remove that part of the show.

Harris’ “perpetually overlooked” campaign? You mean her “dead in the water, kaput, Resting In Peace, completely and irreversibly fucked” campaign? 

Right. I think the root of Dennis’ problems with SNL–besides his complete lack of a sense of humor and, this week, a bizarre dislike of Kristen Stewart–is that he thinks SNL is a left-wing show that’s failing to provide proper left-wing comedy rather than a center-right show that rarely strays from milquetoast…

I kind of assumed that Perkins wasn't just typing this out on a phone, but that would explain some things.

President Warren eh? I sincerely admire your optimism.

Thankfully, I’ve already got my EGOT, for El Pollo Loco, Golden Corral, Original Tommy’s and Tastee-Freez.

I didn’t realise that about Mel and Sue. What a clever and heartwarming approach.

fuck that, if i’m stuck on a plane for 12 hours I WILL take my shoes off.