It’ll be 15 silver dragons if you bundle it with the raven and courier service. 

Y’aar ..it be a mystery how all those landlubbers outside the US and Canada , not sailin’ in the Disney+ waters be going to get through this ...y’aar. 

The twist: He loves it because it’s coarse and irritating and gets... everywhere.

The spoiler is that you’re both gigantic nerds. 

“For you see, the criminal had no chance. Deep down in his dark, black heart he knew; cortosis weave fibers were blast resistant. Unable to be penetrated, unlike the two non moon entities of the Empire, forever enshrined in their fascist hearts. Stamped upon their memories like so much debris from a trash compactor.”

“Ordinarily I would not waste my time with something so vain and foolish as a diary, but as I have thousand years until the Sarlacc finishes digesting me, here goes...Chapter One: I Hate Luke with All My Soul...” ~ Werner Herzog, The Mandalorian

The Mandalorian has a “dramatic” Star Wars spoiler in its first episode

“Luke’s father is.. Chewbaca!” 

I just sort of realized - there is no need to tell the Judge any of this, because Matt from Accounting is witnessing it all through the obelisk.  I’d sort of forgotten about him until they showed it over Tahani’s shoulder at Mindy’s place.  (Whither Mindy?)  I wonder what exactly he’s accounting for at this point.  He…

She’s a goddamn kid and her cockiness evaporates immediately once it gets closer to the deed itself. The very fact that BoJack even entertained the notion is fucked up. Nothing absolves him and he himself was clear that if the circumstances would allow it, he would probably do this fucked up thing.

Todd pulled a BA Baracus with Jorge. Weekend at Bernies?!? It’s like the show doesn’t even care anymore. 

Lots of great bits. Glad they addressed Tahani seemingly not doing much this season. A solid episode all around, But I couldn’t help but feel like both plots were fighting to be the A Plot this episode. The Eleanor and Tahani plot had more room for jokes, which in a comedy, is most important, but it didn’t seem to…

It can be two things.

“And the thing is the pill addiction felt like an excuse in a way his alcoholism or depression were never allowed to be. Strangling a woman just isn’t something Bojack would ever do if he weren’t under the influence of pills and little sleep. He isn’t that kind of abusive asshole.”

“Look, obviously men should not be engaging in predatory behavior at the office. But I’m worried now the pendulum’s going to swing too far in the opposite direction, and they’ll be held accountable for that behavior, which is not ideal.”

As overall well-written as the show is, this is my chief issue as well. It’s really hard to balance “this is how people in self-destructive cycles operate” and “satisfying television” and I’m concerned it’s tilting away from the latter. There’s also a degree of “the universe hates Bojack and wants him to fail” that…

Todd’s incredulous “...NO.” when asked if the sex robot was a metaphor was my hardest laugh of the episode.

I enjoyed pretty much every episode of the season, but I don’t think it all came together in a particularly satisfying way. Bojack in particular had about three episodes worth of arc stretched out over 12. Him going to rehab should have been the starting point of the season, not the endpoint. I get that the thesis of…