If it weren't for low-hanging fruit, I'd have starved to death years ago.

Lame running gags died on the way back to their home planet.

As opposed to the bad kind, which is when you say goodbye to someone and they go, "Take it sleazy!"

The old “Checkhov’s gun” rule

More like Cuck E. Cheese amirite

Customized crap ass?

Wasn't it supposed to be a custom version of Kinja? This just looks like regular crap ass Kinja.

Talk about the Wrong Stuff!

Thanks, Obama!

He's dead to me!

Would the actors be…friends?

At this point, I'd rather it just be a reboot with new actors.

It's actually meant to be a tribute to 19th century beards.

Move along…move along…

I DECLINE

SITH AND LET DIE

Tosche Station: The Legend of Luke's Power Converters

Meh, it's just a negotiating tactic.

And HUTTML

Bela Tarr waits by the phone…