It's actually meant to be a tribute to 19th century beards.

Move along…move along…

I DECLINE

SITH AND LET DIE

Tosche Station: The Legend of Luke's Power Converters

Meh, it's just a negotiating tactic.

And HUTTML

Bela Tarr waits by the phone…

💩.🤡

If it ain't Snow it ain't me

Jerkoffmotion.com is available!

If you really want to get outraged, check out some of those "Worth It?" videos on YouTube, where they compare some humble dish like burgers or pizza in inexpensive, mid-priced, and outrageously expensive versions. 90% of the time the super-expensive dish is just whatever the thing is with a shitload of gold leaf and…

Looks like the Confederates aren't the only ones lamenting a Lost Cause!

I can't afford the ticket price for this one, so I'll have to settle for Marjorie Choice.

YOU'RE ALL WEIRD

My question is, is Geremy pronounced with a hard G, like "GIF," or a soft G, like "GIF"?

But if Lady Gaga is deposed, who will be the new Queen in the North?

"Daddy, tell the story about how America drove itself over a cliff."

Dare we hope that he sees the end coming soon, and is desperately trying to refurbish his image to survive the downfall?

These Fucking Nazis Are On Thin Ice With Me