Good call. I rage typed then deleted about five comments before bowing to the futility of it.

Why does Pratt, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

Walmarts all look the same, too. After all that traveling I wouldn't even know What State I Am In.

NOW IM FUCKIN FALLIN APART

Well, crap. Things aren't looking good for my Nazi-themed Costco haul videos.

His films are pretty good.

He's tough enough to take a few Taps.

2 Cocks 2 Cruise

It's edgy, it's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is an avatar that gets "biz-zay!"

The humor is definitely esoteric. For me, the appeal is that they're savage parodies of the kind of eccentric Upper West Side NYC elderly guys that I grew up watching in Woody Allen movies and various TV shows and indie comedies, as well as people like that I've known in real life (a piano teacher I had as a kid is…

Fuckvoted.

"It's true! We're so lame!"

🎶 Reek of meat mortis / Scenes of gore are never ending as you're engulfed / In a death pit up to your neck in hellish bile / Dead waste so vile, / Fatty breakdown of flesh and organs after years fill / This cesspool acidic paste eats your body

Looking forward to having no idea what comment you're replying to!

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One of my best friends growing up was like this — he was totally into weaponry and carried around nunchucks and knives "in case shit went down." (Note: we grew up in a wealthy suburb of Orange County…very little chance of "shit going down.") Fortunately, he grew out of it, but he was absolutely one of the most fearful…

Doucheland Über Alles!

intellectually inferior and genetically prone to violence

"And these are characters whose origins are known, but not their ultimate intentions. And these are characters whose ultimate intentions are known, but not their origins."

I loved the minion uniforms Apocalypse took time out of his schedule to design in that X-Men movie. Totes feroche!