I feel we should pastafy it by about 10% or so.

"Welcome to the FBI, Special Agent Starice Clarling!"

Little #CC0000 Corvette

In keeping with Kinja policy of making conversations as incomprehensible as possible, each line of dialogue will be reedited into alphabetical order.

By "mace" I'm hoping you mean the medieval kind!

#fakenews

The fake future's so bright, I gotta wear fake shades!

Why did Goring, the largest Nazi, not simply eat the other Nazis?

I'm not touching that one!

The people who gave the world gyros need apologize for nothing!

That was the first episode I ever saw, and I didn't know it wasn't serious. There was much frantic Googling afterwards.

This show has my permission to die!

I wish they all could be California ilfs!

Stannis Baratheon, Lord of Grammarstone?

I'm pretty sure it stands for "frottage," or at least that's what the police officer told me yesterday at the subway station.

SMILF, and the world SMILFs with you!

Yeah, well, I live under constant threat of paper cuts at my job. That shit can get infected!

Not that it's any consolation, necessarily, to their loved ones, but I can think of worse ways to go out than contributing to something that will offer joy and escape to millions of people.

Like repo men, they spend their lives getting into tense situations!

*farts*