I wish they all could be California ilfs!

Stannis Baratheon, Lord of Grammarstone?

I'm pretty sure it stands for "frottage," or at least that's what the police officer told me yesterday at the subway station.

SMILF, and the world SMILFs with you!

Yeah, well, I live under constant threat of paper cuts at my job. That shit can get infected!

Not that it's any consolation, necessarily, to their loved ones, but I can think of worse ways to go out than contributing to something that will offer joy and escape to millions of people.

Like repo men, they spend their lives getting into tense situations!

*farts*

Neo Nazis should probably be institutionalized.

What a bunch of lamestains!

It's true. They're so lame!

But did we ever find out who the ad wizards were who came up with this one?

U talkin' U2 2 Me?

Username/comment synergy!

The HBO CEO of…Joy?

Another commenter suckered by the "sincere response to snarky comment" gimmick account!

Broken Hope: official band name of 2017.

The AP Stylebook and Chicago Manual of Style now allow the singular "they" (in limited cases)!

Nice! Followed.

That's istist!