But…where are the fast food condiment reviews???

How come? I used to enjoy Kotaku but haven't visited in a long time.

But if I'm not mistaken, your old Disqus account still exists (at Disqus), so your original comments with upvotes should still be accessible.

The Chronicles of Ridic

Everything's coming up Fake Socks!

Confirmed: Trump election actually an AVC ploy to make Kinja transition seem less horrible by comparison.

How about c-c-c-cappadocius!

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wtf is stars lol

I could actually hear the rueful laughter at the AVC office from here!

I didn't know this was even possible!

Get ready to understand even less!

Hey, that brown nosing won't get you out of the grays!*

The Powertwelves were always a little twitchy.

One thing that definitely makes me dubious about Kinja here is how many absolutely hateful, nonsense-spewing trolls are somehow longtime approved commenters on Kinja sites. How does that happen??

NO SPOT.IM

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*shakes head sadly*

"…And these are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but DO care!"

Excuse me sir, the Pawnee town hall is across the hall.