I like his comparison of the thesaurus to Cliff's Notes-type books. Just as those plot-summary books are basically worthless in terms of replicating the experience of the actual novel, a list of synonyms can't give you any real understanding of those words. Really, the only worthwhile path to a broad vocabulary is…

What an extraordinary piece of shit.

For me, this is what has helped — my insomnia tends to be the kind where you wake up during the night and can't get back to sleep:

The idea that "believing/not believing in ____ makes you more/less _____" is the kind of backward thinking that leads to assholism of all creeds. The object of becoming a fully-formed human being is to be a decent, tolerant person. You choose the path that will help you get closer to that objective. If you're saying…

BOWIE'S IN SPACE

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*watches Dream On*

You are

LMONA PARTY

Howard the Duck is the movie the Prequels pretend don't exist

Oddly that was easier to follow than the opening crawl of The Phantom Menace

"But I was going into the gift shop to to pick up some Artoo pencil toppers!"

Great Job, Internet!
Internetty video turd vortex

HA-HA

Enchanted dust is a hell of a drug

Girls are gross dude

I look forward to the day when all laughter is extinguished!

To the Internet!

Excellent username/comment synergy!