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I think the kids’ family background matters even more than what age they were when they got famous. A child star whose parents rely on them for income probably isn’t going to get the same quality of guidance and support as one whose parents would be happy to let their kid take an extended break from their career to

I think a lot of them are, to begin with. Some of them wise up faster than others. It also matters how old they were when they hit megafame.

I cannot wait for the day that child entertainers are outlawed. Like what the fuck?

Well, I did not expect to wake up today and hop on Al Gore’s interwebz to have Beetlejuice ruined for me.

Boebert looking at him like she wants him to grope her at a performance of Beetlejuice

You are pretty much badass. You took control of the situation, made him pay for half, and got the hell out of there. That guy sounds like an asshat, so I am all the more glad he became someone else’s problem. 

Unfortunately, it is becoming more and more clear that this is what the country does want. Or at least enough of the country that, via gerrymandering and the electoral college, they get to pick our government.

It's a white guy.

The math alone is telling.

Who is it?

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he might as well have been created in a lab specializing in generic entertainment

JT used that breakup to his advantage for *ten years* after they split, implying she was the one who cheated.

Republicans are such experts on shaming people, so much fear

They should have both had sex with Stormy Daniels and then the GOP wouldn’t give a shit.

Underhanded and sleazy tactics to hopefully deflect from utterly shitheaded ways of thinking that they know better than, you know, everyone???

There has to be a little bit of charm, or the victim won’t let them get close enough to get hurt. Look at any politician...

If, on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding, you do not make a single weak Godfather joke then you don’t deserve a rose. 

If anyone has their numbers, would someone call Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudekis and ask them to do something silly and give us a break from this?

I think it becomes an issue when you base your personality, or rather “brand” on how successful your marriage is and fashion yourself into some kind of authentic relationship advice guru. They’ve been acting holier-than-thou with regard to how they “worked through” shit in their marriage for years when it turns out,

No, I think not? The key to a successful marriage is to define it on terms that work for who you and your partner are. What the public sees is evidence of what that definition is. Some people do a fantastic job of hiding the fact that they are in loveless or highly dysfunctional marriages.