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It is a boring topic. People can talk about Dakota Johnson being a terrible actor with no charisma without bringing up the nepo baby part.

I think nepo coverage is overplayed, or undernuanced, but the difference is that the calling out is usually over careers where breaking in has a huge amount of luck factored in. Sustainable careers are readily available in all the trades you mentioned w/o fame, but that’s much harder in the entertainment realm. Also,

Not even her books, books she borrowed from the public library. So she’s destroying public property as part of her campaign. I would like to get commentary from the library manager.

Nobody in the history of mankind, especially a rapist and felon, has ever agreed to be a dictator for one day.

I assumed he meant the big choreographed dance number we’re all going to do on his grave. Definitely need more practice if we want to get the rhythm down...

LOL oh man, I only knew about the shitty Hunter Biden movie she made. Thank you for opening the doors of film for me. 

Release the Matt Walsh Cut!

Did the Ben Shapiro Cinematic Universe not work out for you, Gina?

Don’t really know what the big deal is—dictators famously cede power quickly and without much fuss.

I think the issue for actresses is that all the roles go to the same five actresses. So if you’re in the age bracket of 30s those roles go to Emma Stone or Margot Robbie first. If you’re an actress in her 40s or 50s those roles go to Cate Blanchette. If you’re over 60 they go to Meryl Streep. If any of those actresses

All three of these women seem to be on the same page regarding Milano’s behaviour so I think you can file McGowan under broken clocks.

Sigh...that comment is at least somewhat empathetic. But reading it has pissed me off all the same, because I HATE HATE HATE the idea that safe dump-off sites for babies, or even adoption, are some kind of answer to any of this. Sure, they’re better than the baby ending up in a shopping bag somewhere; of course they

When I saw, “Thanks for helping Abandoned Dogs out.” I thought, “Is that the name of the team?”

The Zodiac is stupid and I think less of anyone who believes in it. When you were born doesn’t fucking matter.

Christ, Donald Trump acts worse than a flaky thirteen-year old. But you give the benefit of the doubt to the child because they’re thirteen and still growing. His excuse~? Well, he doesn’t have much time left on this planet.

Maybe because she’s an unreliable narrator, and her ghost writer spun things to make her look better? Maybe because there’s no way he can respond to the allegations without looking like an even bigger asshole?

Everything you say is a good point. She might have apologized too because now that all the secrets are out it is cathartic, and she doesn’t want JT’s career to suffer now for things that happened 20 years ago. On the scale of reasons someone’s livelihood should be destroyed being a dumb kid in a teenage relationship

Maybe she realized that publicly not liking her ex made her an unwitting field commander to an army of internet loons. Dialing back is a reasonable choice in an unreasonable world.

I don’t agree. Cultural impact and underlying philosophy are criterias for awarding films. In addition to excellent acting of course. Oppenheimer is not being awarded just for the powerhouse acting, it’s also about its message about the nature of war, human egos, our understanding of what constitutes genius and the