It is absolutely not just you. The facial features are totally there, but I think it’s the Road House mullet that completes the effect for me.

Ok just getting on here to say am I the only one that keeps looking at that Ashlyn Harris’s picture and keep thinking I see Patrick Swayze out of the corner of my eye?

I totally remember that and hard same. 

Ewwww, THAT Brandon Davis? “Firecrotch” Brandon Davis?

I was surprised that someone was giving Greasy Bear a shot at reproduction.

If my early aughts memory serves me correct, that guy is an unusually awful douchebag in a town full of them.

You don’t just turn gay from a kiss.  These posers annoy the shit out of me. 

Procreating with Brandon Davis is a choice.

Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis?

I recall him mocking her FOR HAVING SEX WITH HIM as if he wasn’t part of that process.

They weren’t ready for kids. Are we really painting Justin as a bad guy for being honest about that?

The fuck is wrong with this doctor? (never mind, I know.)

Hospitals in red states will just start offering sign-on bonuses and higher salaries than blue states offer. The principals of supply and demand will take care of this long before it’s a problem.

The Trumps have been living separately for quite some time now, mostly to protect Barron from his Father’s increasing jealousy over Barron being the tallest Trump.

Michelle Obama’s bare arms were a scandal, but I can literally find full nudes of Melania everywhere.

“Flat-backing”: damn dude, you’re full of zingers.  Keep it up.

While Donald’s old man croaked from the effects of Alzheimer’s and pneumonia, he did hang on till age 93--not a good bet (unfortunately) for America’s all-time worst First Lady.

But what in her past could he weaponize at this point? It’s not a secret she was an escort. He can have video of her being passed around like a party favor and nobody would care.

I never thought of “health code violations” as a nickname for Trump, but that works.

Calling it: She will divorce him if/when he loses this fraud case and loses control of his businesses and properties.

When she finally divorces him will all those right wing chuds shut the fuck up about how she’s the “hottest first lady” or whatever? They constantly bring her up, as if she’s a doting wife and not someone who refuses to even be in the same room with her “husband”.