We need anti-cult laws.

I don’t sexually or racially harass my friends, but maybe that’s just me.

No, they’re right. You can be friendly and open and a great boss, but you need concrete professional boundaries.  Turning your employees into friends is a recipe for disaster.

And how do you feel about magazines like Men’s Health or Shape or GOOP featuring underweight people who promote disordered eating?

I’m on Team ‘Let This Hockey Player Be’, but, I suspect he and his family are probably going to end up having to come to terms with this sort of unwanted attention—at least for as long as he has this hockey career. I don’t think it’s right, but neither do I think it’s realistic to expect horny people on the internet…

“(which confuses me, personally, because NBA players exist)“

“LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.”

I love jewelry so I like to follow what royals are wearing to catch sight of any really exceptional pieces. And the comparisons to Camilla are unnecessary but the piece is right. Kate will wear family pieces for official events but in her day to day, her jewelry is generic as fuck. She goes for boring, small pieces…

Fox is 100% correct here - professional relationships can get very sticky when there is a financial element introduced to them beyond the standard scope of the transaction. Very very sticky. Particularly when there are significant wealth disparities between the client and the professional. Accepting large sums outside…

Why do celebrities always have those tiny little brachiocephalic rat dogs? And they damn near always hate *someone*. Get a lab or a golden retriever or a pitbull, they love *everyone* plus they can actually breath correctly.

Lip filler and boob job is a drop in the bucket. She’s had way more than that done, as have her sisters, and their denials are pretty hilarious. I mean, Khloe basically got a face transplant and industrial scale liposuction and probably rib removal and butt  implants and probably procedures most of us haven’t even…

He reminds me of Vanessa Bayer’s Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy from SNL. Only Jacob was much cuter.

Maybe Sponge Bob is packing something big under those square pants?

My kid is working at a theatre this summer and they have been absolutely slammed since Barbie came out. He’s worked like 50 hours in the last six days.

is “upset” that their less-than-a-year-old son “won’t have both his mom and dad around constantly.”

If they are ever able to get this kind of legislation through, then I bet their next step will be to legalize rape. But also, eliminate child support. 

Welcome to Gilead.

Respectfully, Audra, I’d like to first see a biopic on physicist Lise Meitner. She and her nephew Otto Hahn did the fundamental work in discovery of nuclear fission. She’s better known (relatively speaking) as the “mother of the atom bomb.” Thank God, the Nazis’ insane race laws drove her out of Germany in the ’30s.

Taken is a movie my mom would have written if she could because it perfectly captures a human being's inability to accurately assess risk. 

will.i.am has got to be amongst the worst artists/music producers of all time. His stuff was garbage 20 years ago and it’s even fucking worst now.