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Garth Brooks was the bigger star by several orders of magnitude. Cyrus had one hit song. Brooks put out hit after hit after hit. He was the biggest name in country music for nearly a decade.

At least he didn’t ask her to take the name “Gaines”, I don’t think she would want to have to go all emo style.

Garth Brooks seems like a nice guy but I feel like he is very Niche even for being a big country star. I think if you ask younger millenials and gen z most would say WHO? compared to other country stars like say Billy Ray Cyrus. 

This was pretty cute, despite how annoying they’ve both generally been since meeting each other.

Typical Kardashian behavior, everything is for public consumption.

What would have been her options if she hadn’t married into that family and Suits ended?

Fuck you

The man who told Diana the day before their wedding that he didn’t love her, spent their entire marriage cheating on her while he and his mistress gaslit the crap out of her while pretending not to? The man who needs people to tie his shoe laces, whines about pens, whines about not being the center of attention and

Her biggest call to fame was Suits. It’s not like she was Meryl Streep kind of talent and experience who decides to come back to acting. What would have been her options if she hadn’t married into that family and Suits ended?

Thank GOD someone finally gave ::checks notes:: Serena Williams, Mariah Carey, Mindy Kaling and Paris Hilton a forum to talk about themselves- truly they are the silenced minority. Maybe Serena can talk about tennis and racism and her sister because I don’t think she’s ever done that before! Revolutionary content,

For most of the true believers, it’s the same reason bullies attract hangers-on who follow them around. He hates and attacks the people they hate and want attacked, which makes them feel better about their world. It’s also why they’ll go to their graves denying his election loses and misfortunes. They can’t accept

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

The fact that some people think this loser is sent directly by God to save America blows my mind and makes me feel like maybe Clinton was right when she made her ill-fated “deplorable” comment.

I would bet the majority of Trump voters thought he was scum or at least knew he was a “successful” guy because he lied,

Is ANYONE surprised at this? Anyone at all?

Grifters gotta grift.

The most spectacular dine-and-dash in history! No one has ever seen anything like it!

They sold the fantasy of access to a world few had and couldn’t deliver. There’s only so many “famous friends” you can parade around while trying to turn every conversation back around on themselves.

Maybe it’s because they just... aren’t all that interesting?

Beware; heavy troll action in the greys. Unsuspecting and well-meaning people, don’t ungrey these fucks. It only gives them the faulty confidence to think they might be able to move out of mom’s basement one day.

Plenty of action on the supply side, but um, when are we going to see any of the people on the demand side arrested?

I have a friend for college who uses some sort of filter on every photo she posts, and they kind of look like that. Way-to-smooth skin and that sort of glowing look on EVERYBODY in the photo, including mom and the kids.