I defy the anti-choice side to name one single person killed by a pro-choice protester. 1. Uno.

This is sickening in so many ways. This disgraced Marine is now another right-wing domestic terrorist and a seditionist.

I’ve only seen clips but I’m surprised this made it to HBO. They’ve always aired explicit content, but it’s not usually this...cheesy. It’s giving Showtime or Cinemax.

18 years and three kids, plus a good lawyer, and she might be able to have the prenup vacated. It’s at least worth a try. 

She publicly took a frozen yogurt shop to task because they sold sugar free cookies.

Q: What’s the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

I’ll admit not remembering much of anything about the book. Obviously dating myself here since my main reaction was “this would make a kickass movie, if there was a way to create halfway-decent effects.” It’s like Spielberg heard me.

That’s divorce 101—you NEVER want to be the first to leave the maritial home. Girl’s got a good lawyer.

There were just so many excellent shows this year in every genre. That’s some tight competition. It wasn’t that long ago the nominees were all network medical dramas and police procedurals.

Only in the movie. In the book, Lex is a complete liability and it’s her brother who is both the computer expert and the Dino nut. Michael Crichton was always kind of a dick.

Not to mention that inexperienced/actors transitioning from another art form tend to be limited by talent to playing what they already are anyways (pete davidson comes to mind)

I’m guessing it’s like CPAC, where the hardcore homophobic Christians all show up in town and Grindr traffic goes through the roof.

The Snubbing of Rhea Seehorn 2023 promises to continue an infuriating pattern.

Should be: Somebody Somewhere, especially Bridget Everett.

We need to get back to worshipping the sun. This “Jesus” thing isn’t and hasn’t been working out for some time now. 

Ehh, whatever. The Emmy winners never make sense to me. Better Call Saul has been amazing but has never won anything (Rhea Seehorn alone should probably have a little statue or two by now). Succession or The Last of Us would be fine by me though.

I’m screaming at the damage control. This is the Don’t Worry Darling of 2023 with worse hair.

Better Call Saul wins or there truly is no God.

This list is proof that we were very recently in the golden age of television.

Should win: Better Call Saul