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Thanks. I appreciate it. I hope you feel better soon too.

When I lost fifteen pounds after my emergency appendectomy (with bonus COVID-19 infection), last year, I was also happy about finding the “silver lining” from a month-long illness that could have killed me.

When my adoptive mother, the woman who trained me to be a disordered eater and sent me to fat camp lost fifteen

I think you’re kind of blowing right past the “wellness influencer” part. This wasn’t a red carpet interview where someone hounded her about her diet. This is a brand that she’s built and marketed as aspirational to make herself money at the expense of her followers' health (and her own, but she's rich enough to have

People are mad at Paltrow for promoting bullshit wellness as a means of her rationalizing her own insecurities and making a shit ton of money of doing so. Paltrow and those like her fear being fat so they promote lies about safe and accessible foods. They need to rationalize their orthorexia. That is why all the

As someone who has some sort of really really bad stomach bug and hasn’t eaten solid food since Monday, fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. I wish I could have chosen to starve myself.

Yet, none of this is particularly surprising. It’s the natural conclusion of stan culture, of intense parasocial relationships with celebrities”

One of my sisters and her ex-husband are friendly. They have kids together and being friendly has been much better for their kids. There was a lot of pettiness from both early on but things like loss of parents and the passage of time, put things in perspective.

I find that declaration very cloying and insecure as well as a desperate attempt prove maturity. You *be* friends; you don’t insist on it or talk about it and then slowly disappear from from each other’s lives.

It’s easier to stay friends when you both walk away rich. If you aren’t extremely wealthy it’s harder to leave. Due to financial issues by the time I divorced my ex I hated them as I was stuck after i knew it wasnt going to work and the divorce was contentious as they quit their job to prevent me from leaving years

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were effectively in a long-distance relationship because of work obligations, and found that they’d basically turned into friends instead of lovers.

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

History will likely remember her as the worst First Lady. Though you have to admire her bold break with tradition & outright refusal to even pretend to do anything to help people. Her anti-bullying campaign I have to assume was always intended as a joke 

it is ...Judge Joe Brown. Google his antiquated sexist remarks regarding Cosby victims. Nevermind, here it is!! https://news.yahoo.com/marc-lamont-hill-judge-joe-142301841.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=ma

victoria pedretti is serving cunt, as an aries should do, and we stan

To borrow from Joan Rivers, “And doesn’t know how to say ‘no’ in any of them.”

Plus people were just pretending about the charming part because he brought good wine.

Hard truth: Most of the stuff we did as kids is too expensive to do now. All the “Kids stay/fly free” stuff in airlines or vacation spots are gone, because why bother?  Rich people will still go.  Vegas, all airlines, all theme parks, presumably all ski resorts.  The age of trying to convince people to go is over,

Also an episode of The Brady Bunch.

This. I miss those days. It’s so calculated and commercialised now, it’s not just celebrity stylists, it’s sponsorship deals so the actresses are paid to wear certain designers, etc. It’s so fucking boring and sterile. 

Or we could go back to the way things used to be when celebrities dressed themselves in crazy shit like Demi Moore and Kim Basinger at the Oscars. That was fun instead of paying someone to make you look like everyone else.