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Yeah Cher got like three good movies (Mask, Moonstruck and The Witches of Eastwick, for my money) and then never quite got a good role again. I didn’t see Burlesque, but I’m REALLY sad to hear that Stanley Tucci was in it; what a treasure he is.

I’ve only watched it once as well, and I was moved too...but I’ve always taken that with a bit of salt because a) I was really young, too young to think about historical context and b) I didn’t lose anyone in the Holocaust. I thought it was a sweet film, but being older now, I can see how people who could still

Sorry; can I ask what we’re looking at?

Oh man. I run into idiots to this day who try to tell me that Cher couldn’t possibly have deserved an acting Oscar...without ever seeing Moonstruck, which is an astoundingly good film. She earned every bit of that Oscar, playing the most un-Cher character imaginable, and she might have deserved to win for Mask as

I’m so tired of the Slap. Especially since the same people clutching pearls over it have no issue giving awards to rapists or people who terrorized their now ex spouse and estranged children. 

The “exceptions” aren’t there to save anyone’s life. They don’t care about these situations; if they did, they would provide more clarity around them.

I love how for Republicans it’s a huge bonus when their candidates attended a school like Yale, but when it’s a Democratic candidate who attended the same school they are “liberal elites.”

Is this a good place to discuss my theory that Boy Meets World takes place in a slowly collapsing, Matrix-style simulation?

Did Cheryl ever get her emotional support dog back? 

Physically, yes. But as a person who has had enough relationships at her big age to recognize red flags that are likely being ignored? She's in his league.

A ten year old child shouldn't have a literal senior citizen for a parent. Gross. And yes, gross when men do it too 

I read a piece of DeSantis last year that argued that his appeal outside of Florida and a very Trumpian base is pretty slim, and that winning a general election would be difficult for him. That said, I thought the piece generally underestimated how well DeSantis has taken the Trump playbook and run with it. He’s good

I can’t really go along with the Warhol dig, but I’m struck by how similar they look to one another... I wouldn’t really think that Bob Marley and Hunter S. Thompson look alike. Nor would I think either of them would look much like Heath Ledger or River Phoenix. Yet there they are, looking like friends who

Yes, it’s why he stands like the front half of a centaur.

I imagine Trump’s self-reported height is about as honest as his self-reported intelligence.

Fun fact: high heels were originally invented for men so they could prevent their feet from slipping out of the stirrups when they rode horses.

DeSatan is probably 5' 6".

I feel like folks here know this, but it’s never the responsibility of SA survivors to protect others from their assailant. And after witnessing what Amber Heard went through, I think it’s safe to say that it will be a very long time, if ever, before anyone in Hollywood comes forward to name their abuser.

My 7 year old loves this garbage music. Makes me miss when kids were huge fans of Katy Perry, I would take “Roar” over “Made You Look” in a heartbeat.

Have her and Chad Kroeger ever been seen in the same room????