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You mean to tell me that a Darren Aronofsky movie isn’t teeming with kindness and tenderness?! Whaa??

Ever since the Department of Fatherland Security (oops, Homeland...) was created in the wake of 9/11, a lot of US governmental agencies have been acting like psychotic monsters.

Didn't Nick Carter beat up Paris Hilton at some point ?

So Brian Littrell is a QAnon guy and Nick Carter is a rapist. Man...1998 me did not see this coming.

This is so tragic. This disease ends up as a person trapped in their body. I’m so glad I saw her closing show in Vegas in 2018 because I don’t know if she’ll ever sing live again.

Agreed. ICE has the wrong mission and top to bottom the worst fucking people doing their job for the worst fucking reasons.

Dearest Kady Ruth,

I’ve said it before and I will keep on saying it until it sinks in with more and more people: ICE needs to be disbanded and we need to bring back the INS. Immigration should never have been made into a para-military group patrolling our borders. The entire national conversation around immigration, having devolved from

I. Love. Celine. She is the charismatic, fun, free-spirited auntie in my head. This one hurts. I hope she finds peace and comfort. Know that we’re all behind you and love you.

... yeah, this guy’s the worst kind of evil, and I hope he never interacts with another person for as long as he lives.

That video is really hard to watch. You can tell she’s absolutely devastated and, while hopeful, realizes that it might be the end of her performing career. She should have decades left on the stage and to have it cut short like this must be unfathomable. I saw her a few years ago in Vegas and on top of being a

These people… are dirt, and I was going to get rid of them.”... What a coincidence... I want to do the same with people like him!

I’m down with stupid! My only disappointment is that no one wore something to the premiere that could only be described as a soufflé.

Haha that was silly, I think even I cringed a bit. I just love how every single character is an absolute caricature of a human being, even by the end of season 2. My brain can completely switch off. (Possibly a sign that I am entirely overwhelmed in my own life, but oh well.)

It’s terrible but I effing LOVE this show and will absolutely be watching this with a tub of ice cream for hours over Christmas. I actually think if the writing was any better I’d roll my eyes and switch it off. I’m 100% here for the stupidity of it all.

The lead is Phil Collins’s daughter who you might recognize from Mank (if you’re a Fincher fan) or as Snow White in that terrible movie where Julia Roberts played the evil queen.

The only other thing I know about the show is that its use of setting apparently equally offended Chicagoans and Parisians. 

Every time I think I have even the most tenuous grasp on pop culture I run into something that proves otherwise.

Interesting he asks for the privacy he just denied for millions of American women. Screw him.

Republicans don’t really care about any social issues, their stances on them are only a means to power and money. 

Yup. I hate Ted Cruz as much as anyone, and surely his parenting and being such a huge and divisive public figure have a lot to do with this young woman’s suffering. But also - she’s 14 and she did not run for public office, so can we not breathlessly cover this? I know we all want to own Ted Cruz, but let’s not do it