Because she can talk or not talk for hours.

“I didn’t vaccinate my dog because Jenny McCarthy told me it could cause Pawtism”

jennifer coolidge.

HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

We really don’t know how long she has... But we really don’t care.

For real, this though. I just can't imagine having all my peers up in my junk and then having to like...have a study group with them.

And while practicing on each other in such classes isn’t rare,

I can’t even imagine. I freaked the fuck out when my anesthesiology professor put me on the spot and hooked me up to a blood pressure and heartrate monitor in front of a lecture hall, but that... that would put me in therapy for years.

HOLY ACTUAL SHIT WHAT

Wait, I thought high-rise jeans were the thing this year? Can they be? Can we overturn this low-rise ruling?

I disagree. It may be grotesque and unsettling, however this the reality of the defective airbags. It's relevant and helps hammer home how dangerous these airbags are

How FABULOUS did Trudy look? :-)

A stranger who was comparing himself to a product no less. A language Don could finally understand.

I was actually very happy with Peggy and Joan’s final stories. The characters are foils for each other. Joan has historically relied on her looks or on the men in her life in order to get ahead, and here in the finale, she says goodbye to a perfect man offering her anything in order to forge a new career path alone,…

I love that the stirring speech of the final episode was delivered by a rando. I kept thinking that that actor was one lucky son-of-a.

I loved that Joan feels like it takes two names for a business to sound real. When Peggy didn’t bite, she just used her own! Another revealing detail: when Joan asked Peggy to be her partner Joan was wearing the fuchsia dress that she wore when she was sexually harassed in her Topaz meeting with McCann. She hadn’t…

I didn’t think Peggy rejected Joan’s offer because of Stan. I think she rejected the offer because, yes, she would have been a partner, but she would have been working on internal corporate videos. When Joan floated the offer, I was like: hell, no! Peggy has a much bigger creative vision and would have been selling…

I still laugh like a hysterical loon whenever the tool chest scene comes on. It’s the funniest scene of them both for me.

I can’t relate to this because no one has ever rejected me.

Sadface. Where will I purchase my $11,000 stuffed giraffe?