Clearly, white women are the people that should be searched.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

Gee, what's your prob, Sarah?

I need a grown-up! I need a grown-up!

But guys in too-tight pants are hot. Won't somebody think of the women? :'(

Sweat shorts? Sweat skirt?

Everyone bitching about how she looks sad or her hair looks oily or her hair looks flat and blah blah blah... you do realize she's a model and pretty much has zero say in the "artistic direction" of the photoshoot right? It's a Calvin Klein advertisement. She just shows up and does what they say. Just remember who to…

and the anorexic My body is Beautiful because I Don't Eat.. Ever Kate Moss campaign. I don't think young people will ever be the same.

I feel like an old when I say this, but none of these new ads hold a candle to the CK ads from the 90's.

I'm 33 and every woman I meet expects me to have a house and take care of the kids they had with some asshole in their 20's who couldn't be assed to stick around.

So optimistic! I'm not sure I buy into that, because, after all, I'm only partially crazy and not particularly terrible, yet here I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The older you get the more tedious and terrible meeting strange new people for the purpose of dating seems to get. You begin to wonder if all the sane and non-terrible people already got together and why you were left out. Are you not sane as well as terrible? Eventually you'll run into enough crazies and terrible…

He was in Kimmy Schmidt as well recently - as the SoulCycle guru.

Is this The Douche from out of Parks and Rec?

Best episode ever!

Very much so disappointed that there is no mention of Bobby Bottleservice in addition to, bro.

Shower-sex is good until your knees start to get weak. It is one of those ideas that sound good, looks good in movies, but is nowhere near as good in practice.

Did it once with my shower cap on. Dick was not gonna fuck up my flat-ironed hair.

Patti is unstoppable love and passion in human form and this was so cool.

I just don't understand who is supposed to be amused or entertained by the whole jumping-out-of-their seats, punnin and gyratin routine the DWTS judges do. It must appeal to someone. They've kept at it and amped it up for 20seasons. I just find…