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For example, I just learned that Eminem had a daughter.

I totally get that fear! One of my friends is pregnant, and I'm so happy for her. But, I'm also a little worried about losing her completely as a friend. She is already one of those people that refuses to have a "girls night" (in which we watch a movie and eat brownies, it's not like we go out and to the bars and

I don't have a phobia (especially since i got Essure 10 years ago!) but i did post recently about the disconnect that exists. As a child and teenager, it was made clear to me, and i presume to many female children, that becoming pregnant would be the worst thing that could happen to me or my family. Then, suddenly,

I think public proposals can be cute. Sometimes. SOMEtimes.

I agree with you; it was just about making a grand gesture and focusing all eyes on herself. Seriously, over an 11-year relationship there were no good, romantic times when she could have proposed? It had to be done where a bunch of people had no choice but to be involved? Ugh.

I know a couple of women who I think had third children because they loved all the attention they got while they were pregnant. Definitely not all pregnant women, or even most. Please don't kill me Jezebel.

I'm an emetophobe- you bet that something as commonplace as vomiting is enough to scare women away from pregnancy! I was freaking when I fell (very unexpectedly!) pregnant, and it was the idea of morning sickness that freaked me out the most.

I thought I was the only one. Being intersex and raised female, the whole reproduction thing never made sense to me; missing the whole teen-age "omg, have you gotten your period?"; and the rest of adult life . . . yeah, it's really strange to me.

But I don't mind the whole picture of baby, lots of attention, and

Interesting! I have Crohn's disease and although my symptoms started before I began taking the pill, I discovered when I took a break from it after 3 years of taking it that my symptoms almost disappeared. My specialist said that it wasn't the first time he'd heard of that happening. The finding in the article isn't

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

Titus is D'fwan from 30 Rock, part of Jenna's entourage. I loved D'fwan! After I saw him in the show I looked it up, and he was only in 4 episodes of 30 Rock, but he was great, I thought it was more.

Oh I've been asked countless times "Don't you wish you had kids of your own?" Mmm, these are my own. They are not loaners or on lease.

I wouldn't call mine a phobia, but I do find the look of a stomach swollen from pregnancy creepy. Whenever I see it, there's a voice in the back of my head that says "there's a pod person in there." That impression doesn't repel me away from pregnant women, but I may jump if I see your stomach move independently

I was at a baby shower once talking about how my husband and I were thinking about adopting and this mother said: "What is the point if they're not your kids?" And I was just speechless.

I think for people who do not have children, friends' pregnancies can be weird - we know that new moms need rest, and we don't necessarily know how to help with children in the first place, and we don't want to be invasive, and we know the friendship will have to change, so it can be hard to know how to interact.

I am also terrified of pregnancy. I do not want children myself, and I really do not want to be pregnant, and if I think too much about it, pregnant women do sort of scare me - because of all the reasons I do not want it myself. I do think though that some people love everything about it, and that is not necessarily

He is the most hilarious character I've seen in a long time. When he was being interviewed and fell and farted, I died.

15+6=23 is absolutely correct - in octal.

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

I bet he doesn't even know that 40 is as many as four tens. And that's terrible.