It’s truly creepy. I went to a freakin vein care office to get my varicose veins assessed. There were Bible verses on the wall and a crucifix. Like… is the holy spirit going to guide the medicine into the veins? Will that cost extra through insurance?

Exactly. She had growth. I wonder which one of the Roys would qualify for psychopath camp…

I was waiting for Holly Hunter to show up with a miracle menopausal love child. But I guess there’s still a small amount of time.

They gave me White Stripes vibes. Husband? Brother? Bandmate?

I lost interest after a couple seasons,I will have to try it again  

It’s silly, but most grandparents live for that shit.

I had not thought about Rachel Bilson in years since all this sex talk came out. I bet, ultimately it leads to more jobs than less for her.

I used to be only attracted to stereotypically “masculine” men, but I finally figured out it was because I was once sexually assaulted. I was looking for someone to protect me. Turns out, most of them did not protect me from anything.

Hopefully it comes with a companion CD ROM. This guy really has his finger on the pulse of middle America.

Lily Mae Harrington does a good accent on this show, come to find out she’s from the cape.

I’m here for the reference to the Blob.

The Wish.com version 

Back when Christian men were real men and you could also dress like your horse.

The tanks and guns must be in the King Ricky Bobby translation of the Bible.

Ben had “resting Boston face.”

Can someone explain, does loving your cat mean you’re gay? Or having multiple cats? Or having pure bred smooshy faced rich-people cats?

Shakira seems nice enough, but also I easily believe she’d join a cult.

I think a lot of us are just creeps who find Joe hot.

Not nice. I moved to Texas from MA just to be able to afford a home.

Because we live in Texas and he has guns?