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I live in Texas and I go to this mall. I’m married to man who loves his guns. He’s not a dumb guy, nor a bad guy. But he genuinely believes the infinite number of firearms in this country has nothing to do with the large amount of mass shootings. Is he mentally sound? Well he married me, so perhaps that’s dubious.

How does this woman have any real friends?

I felt like such a light touch on such serious subplot as statutory rape did nothing to advance the story on Mean Girls. It was really weird to throw it in there like they did. They could have said “the allegations that coach was stealing lunch money was true, so we had to investigate Miss Norbury too.”

Do the youths not have the pleasure of having an Irish Catholic grandparent who yells 7 kids names until they finally get to the one they mean?

Tay Tay is what we used to call a serial monogamist

I agree. This Meek sociologist seems to be overthinking a bit— and putting way too many complex adult views onto teens.

Texas thinks of itself as SO much better than all those other “poor red states like Louisiana and Mississippi. I’ve never seen such undeserved hubris in a population. It’s like if Trump was a place. They will just spout something with zero basis in fact, and it spreads like wild fire.  

About two years prior, there was a family annihilator in my upper middle class Texas neighborhood. It was VERY minimized in the press.

Am I an old fart because I don’t like it when people publicly dish about their ex’s sexual skills? Even if it’s praise, it feels icky to me.

I’m laughing so hard at this. How are people not more angry though? That’s disrespectful as heck to the orchestra and the paying audience.

These Lagerfeld quotes sound eerily just like Trump.

I do like Cheer, but I am not surprised by this. Monica is a clear perfectionist and does not appear to deal with difficult topics very well.

Ehhh. Yes and no. Imagine splitting up with your spouse then learning they knocked up someone else before your divorce ink is even dry. That’s pretty traumatic, and I don’t use that term loosely.

The whole special reminded me of Richard Pryor running down the street on fire. Sad, awful, but still funny anecdotes.

I think addicts who look more stereotypically clean cut or attractive are even more skilled at manipulating people. It’s another weapon in their arsenal of deceit. My ex had both men and women falling over to participate is his schemes.

John Mulaney looks like a puppet from a 1960s variety show and talks like a vaudeville performer. No one expects him to be an addict or an asshole.

My ex husband was a recovering addict who held me in the highest esteem until I had a bad episode of depression and quit my job without telling him. I was pretty much dead to him after that. It was surreal how much he idealized me then threw me in the trash for that one (admittedly big) fuck up. He immediately

I learned of this condition back in the day on an episode of MTV True Life. It was truly informative and not sensationalized.

I am always puzzled why this particular group feels so entitled to a partner who is much more attractive than themselves. Most people gravitate toward partners of similar attractiveness, with some outliers of course.