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Smart comments here.

Off topic —-but why is a stock photo of intertwined feet always used to represent sex? Do real humans do this? I like snuggling, but the feet need to stay out of it. Maybe I’m just a lot shorter than my partners and it never works like this?

but you’re good-looking—your best path to victory is simply to marry a man, leave him, and take half.”

I once wore two padded bras with a bridesmaid dress for it to fit properly. We do what we must.

That conversation just struck me as Shiv reverting back into political strategist mode. It didn’t seem especially cold to me, just kind of something she was very comfortable advising on.

The entire experience of shopping at David’s was extremely depressing. I wonder if brides with a budget started desiring more of a curated “Say Yes to the Dress” experience, but realized they just weren’t going to get that at a chain store.

Us non-management corporate peons can’t even accept a lunch from a vendor over 25 dollars now, but this is fine. 

The conservative weird rules for femininity sound so ducking exhausting. It’s clearly good to enjoy hunting and fishing with a Labrador. But aren’t those “manly” hobbies to them?  

This is the exact scientific factual methodology we so desperately need in this country.

I’m worried about the mental health of the clowns who have deluded themselves enough to think they really care about women. I think the government should step in for their own good. It’s just not healthy for them.

Exactly. They may not teach American-English pronunciation in some Boston schools. But definitely not the ones she went to. Lol imagine- “Cucumbah”

I need to find a new comfort show to fall asleep to at night. But I can vividly imagine what Colleen Donaghy would have to say about all this. (RIP Elaine Stritch).

I think people frequently make the mistake of assuming children are just mini adults. They aren’t. Children are exponentially more vulnerable to workplace abuses than adults— and adults are already pretty vulnerable these days.

It’s about time we returned to the good old days of 1899 when people had more children to put them to work.

Most of the worst jobs I’ve ever had were the ones that happen to give bonuses. So anecdotally speaking, there may be something to this psychological trickery…I’d be completely ready to quit, but then feel guilty or a sense of hope for the upcoming bonus.

I worked for a company that did away with bonuses, and instead gave us a 5% pay increase.

The writers and actors consistently make me care about these loathsome people. They’re truly fantastic.

I don’t agree one can make that assumption. Drew seems rather spontaneous in her outbursts of feelings.

I was just telling my husband how Anthony Kiedis is kind of annoying now that he’s addicted to fitness.

Drew seems like a truly lovely person with lots of empathy. But close-talkers get sent straight to (my) jail.