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But for any healthcare worker reading this, please know that it’s unethical to narc on your patients—even if it may technically be legal.”

I was under the impression the majority of prisoners were non-violent drug offenders, so thank you for clearing that up.

I understand that you are an anti-prison advocate. And I agree the prison system in the US is completely fucked.

This episode was one of the best fictionalized depictions of shock and grief that I’ve ever seen. Agreed.

Or fathers who don’t do anything and merely say “please just do what your mother says.”

Buhaha imagine a lifestyle blog from Melania. “How to buy sad beige Christmas decorations— AND learn to transport your brain back to Slovenia while your disgusting rich husband brags about paying off porn stars.”

Yes, as far as I can tell that does align with her values. But I think I’m more sympathetic toward Melania than most. I guarantee being married to a man like Trump will wear down your spirit and self esteem. Can you even imagine the way he talks to her behind closed doors?

My best guess is that he has an iron-clad prenup. But I feel like the rich-people lawyers always manage to create loopholes.

The concept that an action can be *intended* to be joke AND still be sexual assault will just never compute for many folks.

I see it on social media too. My Instagram is littered with “How to be safe in a parking lot for ladies” content. Inevitably most of the comments are: “It’s so scary these days! All women should be armed and well trained.”

I agree with Gerri going scorched earth and writing a tell-all. But then I thought maybe Marcia or even wilder, Tom. 

I’m bored with all the Joker iterations.

Harlan Crow? Oh come on. You can’t make a better villain name than that. The line between WWII historian and pure Hitler lover is often blurred. BUT anyone who displays his damn artwork is clearly an admirer. There’s no ambiguity there. Disgusting.

This is significant information. I wonder if this midwife will lose their license for practicing beyond their scope. 

There’s some sort of reporting system/laws in TX that seem to trigger CPS being called under dubious circumstances”

I was going to say I think a lot of people confuse Certified Midwife with Certified Nurse Midwife. I am sure the schooling for the former can be comprehensive. But I feel like nurses might have more well-rounded assessment skillset. 

It sounds like diaper rash. But it’s still not ok.

Most cops can barely use a gun properly, and it’s part of their damn job description and training. Imagine being naive enough to think it would go well for teachers. 

I actually kinda liked the Tetris movie. Was it a groundbreaking story with something new to say? Not really. But the nostalgia factor is pretty fun.

I agree. I don’t think it’s that weird to be expected to leave the house. However, I think a nice grandad would give them a slightly longer notice.