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I disagree that it’s typical to be friends with a serious ex or that it means you’re immature if you are not. It’s cool that it works out for some folks. But I don’t think it’s weird when it does not.

This is a thing. My friend worked at a movie theater in high school and someone would shit in the aisles. They never found the perp. I don’t know if it’s classified as a fetish, a compulsion, or what.

Well this brought me back.

So she was mad at YOU because you didn’t like that she stole your equipment? I agree that qualifies as nasty behavior. 

Gwyneth is far from the only celebrity who reports eating a negative calorie diet—assuming she burns like 1500 a day from merely being alive (ish.) Kelly Ripa and Mila Kunis also talk of some scarily low food intakes. BUT the main difference is Paltrow brands herself as a lifestyle guru and wellness role model. She

Would you feel comfortable elaborating? I was just going to say I recently started finding her to be more likable 

I actually like that show, but I agree Reese is a bit miscast for that part. Although I think Jennifer Anniston, Steve Carrell, and Nestor Carbonell’s eyeliner are cast to perfection.

Em Rata is very dull.

Oof. Those early aughts teen shows certainly seemed like a magnet for abusive directors. Then again, it seems like male directors in general are power-hungry creeps, criminals, or crazies.

I know bupkis about fashion, but I always remember this dress on Zendaya.

Unnecessary IVs are the latest thing that wellness apps are peddling. For 100+ bucks you can have an RN come to your house and insert an IV with a bag of your choice. I am sure it’s nice for hangovers and dehydration due to a stomach virus. But it’s absolutely unnecessary and potentially harmful in some cases.

I had genuinely shocked me how many straight cis women are scared to touch themselves in front of their partner. I had one friend tell me she didn’t want her boyfriend to feel “less manly” or threatened because he wasn’t doing all the work. Imagine having that delicate of an ego? 

You have no idea if she felt threatened or not. I can almost guarantee Avril has had stalkers and crazy fans. 

Soooo I always touch my clit during PIV sex. I realized I had been counting this as a true PIV orgasm, but it’s not. I think the distance between clitoris and vaginal opening is an often overlooked factor.

Joe told us from day one that he’s the ultimate unreliable narrator. But I am also pretty disappointed in this season.

It’s because Joe is hot. 

I was actually referring to the absurd statement that more teen pregnancies means people think life is precious. I wasn’t debating the statistics or lack thereof.

However, abortion rates are higher in urban areas and teen mom rates are higher in rural conservative areas, because we understand the preciousness of the life that is about to be born.”

I always wish Cher and Oprah would do more acting.

Yes that’s Roberto. I happened to cry my face off during Life is Beautiful, so I haven’t rewatched it ever.