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And I never realized how many people hated this movie until I just googled it. 

Do people really not believe judges say a TON of inappropriate shit and have zero accountability for it because their position is held so sacrosanct?

I desperately want to be a fly on the wall when they are running through mock crisis scenarios.

Should I watched Triangle of Sadness if I have vertigo? I don’t mind vomiting, but I can’t look at a sideways boat.

Chilli is 9 thousand miles out of his league. Absolutely not.

Nickelback has tricked me into liking a song called San Quentin and I am having an existential crisis.

I know this is very uncool, but I like Rachael Ray. Her taco pasta recipe sounds stupid, but it’s delicious. 

I’m so sorry, and I hope your friend is doing better.

Tell your children not to walk her way…

Clearly the Kardshian story is embellished, but that low key sounds like a clever way to launder money. Be awkward and shove a large sum of cash at a rich person. You know they’ll feel guilty and probably buy you a gift of similar value next time you hang out at the private human fight club for rich assholes. Old

The one thing I’d like to mention is that MANY other drugs have been used off-label to curb appetites. Sometimes this is with the participation of the provider, sometimes not. I guess it is (or was) exceedingly easy to fake symptoms of ADHD to obtain Adderall for weight loss. Models have been using nicotine to curb hu

I can’t watch Euphoria because it makes me feel extremely depressed. It reminds me of Requiem for a Dream, which is also bleak as hell…. But its somehow more watchable to me.

I always suspect there’s a hint of sincerity to the please-take-my-wife (husband)-comics.

She will just use some other kids from Siemens until hers are up and running.

I must be caught in the 40+ algorithm, but my Instagram feed indicates the muumuu is making a comeback. Quite a difference from this.

Their macroeconomic thesis: “Don’t you know the people who make the LEAST are taking the MOST from you, the middle class?” 

I worked in book publishing and became so very jaded due to the overall lack of professional respect and livable wages.

Can confirm, as an English-degree holder who now works in healthcare. I think another popular vague-arts degree was Communications.

Bachelor of Science in the Vague arts

I don’t think so. Just trying to call out the various glaring inequities in healthcare.