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It’s easy for rich folks to joke about Covid because they truly don’t understand their privilege and access to world class healthcare. They probably don’t know a lot of people who even had severe Covid complications. But then, I know several folks in rural NM and NV whose entire families were nearly wiped out from

I do feel bad for Paris, even though she kind of sucks. Was it the abuse that turned her into an asshole or is that just who she is? I don’t think anyone can ever successfully answer that question due to people not being raised in a vacuum. 

This is fair, but I don’t think Paris Hilton will be doing the bulk of the diaper changes or the more difficult parental tasks. These folks outsource all that stuff.

I do sort of get where you’re coming from. I don’t agree that all surrogacy is exploitative. This particular case is likely on the up and up. But I do think there are more surrogacy situations than people think in which that’s just not the case.

Didn’t we majorly debunk the notion that one must be an old-fashioned wifey in order to “make” a man happy?

Right? I am confused at the outrage.

The various iterations of Mean Girls have been interesting. From page to big screen to stage to small screen. What’s next, a podcast? There’s probably already a podcast isn’t there…   

I find it gross that the school absolves itself from any responsibility. I understand college kids are technically adults and allowed guests.

I don’t know how I feel about Megan Fox. She was such a Hollywood Cool/It gal, but now she seems so silly and thirsty. Did Michael Bay kill her career or did she just decide to quit acting to be a full time groupie for MGK?

I have some estranged family in central swampland Florida and they don’t want their kids going to any of those schools anyway. They see it as their children being indoctrinated in the evil liberal ways of secular education. They much prefer unaccredited Christian academies. I think a couple of my cousins went to weird

So I bet they’re destroying public schools on purpose to make way for the private school voucher program we have heard about. Parents will get paid to send their kid to Billy John Bob’s Christian Academy of Snake Handling and Doomsday Preparation.

I remember being shocked David was allowed to live in the house, as Darlene’s boyfriend. I don’t think TV even showed many non-married couples cohabiting until then.

What do you think is the average or median length of time it takes for absolutely any website or application to turn into porn? 1.5 years?

It’s like she’s transforming into a hybrid of an “elderly” Fox Blonde and Rhee Drummond, the Pioneer Woman. So very relatable.

Umm anyone in the DFW area want to have Galentines day? My friends are all in MA and they are busy with their kids anyway.

Agreed. I love her, but this was a snooze.

Larry is being locked up for 60 years, but there is zero chance this asshole won’t start another cult in prison. This type of person will just never stop.

Is this season a bit boring to anyone else? I adore Charlotte Ritchie, but she seems a bit miscast.

Maybe Florida should spend more resources on investigating how they allowed several completely fraudulent nursing schools to operate.