“Singer Jana Kramer said Chris Evans, a nice but boring Chris, ghosted her after he smelled her “asparagus pee” over a decade ago.”

Usually charm and charisma help, but this dude seems to have the charisma of a wet dish towel. 

I always want to a fly on the wall during one of those movie’s table reads or creative meetings. 

The only reason I can think is that maybe because pigs are pretty cute and friendly. But the poor things get terrible sunburns and I am pretty sure they would steal all your snacks with no remorse.

Did anyone else have parents who would record holiday movies off the TV to VHS tape? I enjoyed rewatching the 80s Christmas commercials as much as the movies. Mickey’s Christmas Carol was a favorite. But there were also some supremely weird ones.

McFarland is a born grifter who truly thinks he’s smarter than everyone else. But he’s just not that bright. I suspect he will be pulling this type of shit for many years.

Take all my stars. It honestly made me think of Luxanna Troi too, but it’s probably not naked enough for her.

I heard they thought they were inviting the other Guilfoyle, how embarrassing for her 

That’s a good point. A lot of families don’t want you in the official wedding photos anyway, until you are married in.

I thought black was pretty standard for a wedding? I mean, maybe not a daytime Florida wedding. 

I too have been personally victimized by wedding photo croppage. I was simply not liked. It stung at the time, but I realize now I didn’t like her either.

I do hope that’s the case. 

I hate to admit I really like both Tiffany’s and Marla’s dresses.

He was weirdly sexy on Amy Sedaris’s show.

Does anyone remember Mad Libs? The title sounds like it was created with that.

Going by how women will even marry men who are on death row, I always wonder if they think he’s innocent or they just don’t care?

Interesting. I will have to watch more Scientology documentaries.

I often wonder what is police protocol for confirming that someone is, in fact, not missing.

I agree with Duff. This is gross and opportunistic on the part of the publisher. It can wait a few months.

This is some toxic manipulation that would have been seen as romantic in a 90s teen movie. But we know better now. Well some of us.