I used to not believe in freemason conspiracies

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

I’ve had this daydream before: what if we just like got some discarded uteruses, packed them in fun boxes like those pre-packaged chemistry kits your aunt used to get you, and sent them to these politicians. Then it would be THEIR uterus. They could dress it up, or buy it a little uterus car (sold separately), or put…

What about all the men who don’t stab women? Why don’t we ever hear about that?

I mean this I soooo not a problem they’re just expressing interest.

Just awful news. I can’t imagine what those girls and women are going through, and have gone through.

Regarding access to abortions, from what I’ve read UNFPA can only work within the legal frameworks of the nations they service. They promote voluntary family planning though, and often deal with the outcomes of unsafe…

...of the 234 women recently rescued by the Nigerian army after being abducted by Boko Haram last year, a staggering number of them—214—are pregnant.

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.

Can we also take a minute and appreciate the fact that Mossberg was 5 feet, 2 inches tall, weighed 118 pounds, and was 50 years old and STILL tried to intervene in what he thought was a mugging? Though he be little, he be fierce.

Instead he was issued a four-week suspension without pay, which he will serve two days at a time over the course of several months.

“The city of Miami paid $60,000 in a settlement with another man Archer had beaten (pictured below).”

Police Chief Dan Oates issued a statement saying in part, “My disciplinary action speaks for itself. Everyone, including the officer involved, has learned from this event. We are moving forward.”

Not as cool but equally as stuck in my brain: When I was 19 or 20, I must have been either at the tail end of period, or just about to start, because I was using pantyliners that day, but nothing else. While hanging out at the boyfriend’s apartment, changed my pantyliner once. Weeks later, boyfriend tells me that…

Okay folks, it’s time for another round of “No, That’s Not a Thing.”

Gender identity is not a ploy to get laid and/or see naked women.

No wonder their guacamole is so damned lame. Proper guacamole needs a FUCK TON of lime juice, and a similar FUCK TON of cilantro (haters to the left). Also sea salt, finely diced grape tomatoes, and a hefty dose of cumin (powder, not whole seeds).

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

You can get screened too often.

I had to fill out some dumbass survey to get a quote from a local photographer, and one of the questions was “what kind of bride are you?” Choices were: Traditional, Wild, DIY, Fairytale (and maybe I’m missing another one). I clicked “other” and wrote “simple.” I am a simple goddamn bride. Yes, my wedding will be…