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Pissed Off

Oh god, this shit pisses me off beyond belief. I have never understood people’s obsession with a female’s virginity. I am in the process of cutting someone out of my friend circle right now because of this. I am 23 and still a virgin (doesn’t bother me a bit), but for some reason she (a 30+ year old woman) won’t let

- Sassy

How can you know what your hard limits are if you’ve never had sex with a random guy on an air mattress that gradually deflated the more he humped at you until your tailbone was just resting on the ground and you felt like you should probably stop drinking whiskey in those quantities? I feel like that was a real

-Wino

I think we should all go through and make a list of things we would have on our ridiculous adjective bodies:

QUIET!!???!!!

QUIET!!!! (right hand)

Contact your local/closest Planned Parenthood for some sex positive/ safety first type posters and start taping them up over this shit.

Yeah. Lol I wonder what the male equivalent poster words would be, probably something like:

While it’s true that having sex turns young women into indecisive, thoughtless, cold-hearted liars, they got it totally wrong on “versatile.” Post-virginity-loss, I’m practically a human Swiss Army knife! #TheMoreYouHo

Well I always wanted a bun made of potential, my boobs are charming, and my ladyparts are confident and versatile, so at least the graphic is accurate.

Tbh, all my ill advised sexual encounters have just given me more character.

Reading those words, in that handwriting, is absolutely gut-wrenching.

After reading so much bad journalism and shit reporting; Diana, this is the best piece of journalism I have read in a while. Good on you!

“Hopped up on lentils and feminism, a gang of readers attacked a group of innocent men while they blew dandelion puffs in the park.”

So, this asshole husband is abusive and off his meds and rookie cop decides he knows best and that sleeping it off would be best for all parties - even knowing there’d been 14 other calls to the house??

This series “Till Death Do Us Part” from the Post & Courier (SC, not FL — but still) takes on this exact issue and discusses how their obsession with gun rights, combined with deep-seeded but outdated ideas about women, religion, and privacy, makes SC and other southern states really fucking bad at domestic violence

It sounds like these cops know or care fuck all about actual Proactive Threat Assessment. Fourteen calls should have triggered an investigation. And seriously, “She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow.” FROM THE POLICE CHIEF?!! He should quit, too. If someone made even the vaguest, most veiled threat