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I think it says “we are friends” - but it SHOULD say “I’m a rapist shitbag”. It’s kind of like when people get Chinese tattoos and they think they say “Strength” or “Happiness” but they REALLY say “Idiot” or “Kung Pao Chicken”.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me

Never forget, folks: The Learning Channel was originally founded by NASA and the Dept of Health, Education and Welfare.

The Learning Channel used to have shows that helped adults learn how to read. They had kid friendly programming like “Paleoworld” that taught all about dinosaurs.

In the mid to late ‘90s it started

Dude, women have been fired over having revenge porn of them posted to the internet. Women have faced harassment and humilation for it, too.
In a perfect would your response would be everyone’s reaction (god, what a scumbag instead of god, she’s such a fucking slut), but that is definitely not the world we live in and

It’s not about making the woman look bad, it’s about violating her privacy in the pursuit of vengeance. You’re spot on about the scumbag part tho.

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.

“Here’s some cyanide to treat those hot flashes you’ve been having.”

NO TAXATION WITHOUT MENSTRUATION

what is this i dont even

Grace Mann was an out lesbian and very active in UMW’s LGB activist group. Fredericksburg.com leaves that out of their articles, but that isn’t a surprise given their political slant (see their opinion section’s “top story” today.) There’s a very real possibility that Mann’s murder was an anti-lesbian hate-crime and I

you’re focusing on the right things jason. thank you for your tireless work.

I think this is a major opportunity for the World’s Smallest Cello.

Wedding-based structural collapses are a very special kind of YouTube comfort food. They’re perfect for the days when you’re feeling too misanthropic to watch videos of cats trying and failing to jump in boxes.

It isn’t. And it won’t. We’ve been accepting schlubby men in sitcoms and in some instances even holding them up as sex symbols for years. The wife is always hot. She’s expected to be hot.

Dad Bod expectations:

just do your god damn hours. fuck. it’s not that hard. i have clients who manage to do all their hours, got to all their AA/NA meetings, therapy appointments, finish school, and find jobs.
and no one gave them a million fucking chances (because they’re all poor foster kids or POC or anything else that isn’t a rich

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK