How was he going to propose? "Would you like to do twenty to life with me?" "Honey, they say marriage is like a prison... and now that we're in an actual prison, I'd like you to marry me." "I sentence you to a life with me!" "I know you always like watching Prison Wives."?

what if she's planning a return prank to leave him at the altar

I hope she makes a cute prank out of it. "Wanna go get ice cream? Just kidding, I'm actually taking you to YOUR DEMISE. Punk'd!"

I sincerely hope she hires some wedding planners to plan a fake wedding and then tells him at the altar that she can't marry him because she has a real job interview, so SEE YA!

I guess this guy knows her well enough to know that she would think this was cute...I mean it looked like she thought it was sweet. This is why that guy and I would never have been a good match because I would have gone WWE on his face with that chair. You just have to know your audience.

This remains my all time favorite:

Why can't people just fucking have an adult conversation about marriage instead of making into an ordeal of publicly humiliating your girlfriend in an attempt to make a viral video? If you are worried she might say 'no' unless you coerce her in a public forum, you shouldn't get married (to anyone, ever). If you find…

Proposal planners? This guy did a really stupid thing, sure. But these "proposal planners" do really stupid things EVERY fucking day. I think they're the real villains here.

I'm more concerned that I have to be literally near death to be referred to a specialist. There are countless people on my Rez with chronic medical problems that require a specialist but we are under a life or limb policy. So basically these people need to wait until the condition worsens and becomes life threatening.…

i wish i could be surprised, but i'm fucking not. NOLA cops have been corrupt as fuck for a long goddamn time. they give no shits about anything or anyone unless it'll net them money or drugs.

Yeah it's funny how drug charges are easy to convict and sexual assault isn't. Not that there's any systemic discrimination behind that or anything. Nah!

Well the article didn't specify what she was wearing, so we can't be certain she fits all the criteria for the Perfect Rape Victim™.

/caustic sarcasm

the toddler "did not disclose any information that would warrant a criminal investigation."

This is someone who was hanging out at a trendy, crowded place, it was caught on video, and she went straight to the police, once she figured out what happened. She did everything that every asshole who responds with "BUT DID SHE DO THIS" after hearing a rape account asks about. And she still hasn't seen justice.

Ever hear someone say to order a pizza and call the cops and see who gets there first? I accidentally did that when I found a crackhead in my neighbors backyard in New Orleans smoking crack. I had just ordered the pizza and heard yelling then went outside to look. I think it took the cops 45 minutes to show up but by…

Maybe we need a ripped from the headlines show displaying police officers that ignore evidence (a toddler with an STD!) and go back to playing Angry Birds.

Without more information, I'd have trouble trusting anyone in this situation. The government didn't test, the Catholic Church has an agenda, African populations (and others) have been exploited for medical testing in the past and treated without full information. This sucks.

I actually loved her response to this so I'll just leave it here for everyone who shares your love of just skipping down to the comment section

So getting kicked in the balls is similar, men trying to masturbate a woman. Good to know.

All the numbers I've seen have shown that the exposed part of the clitoris has more than twice the nerve endings of the penis. I don't remember seeing any numbers for the scrotum, but don't count the clitoris out.