Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP GAWD!

If you are an US resident I can guarantee the school board you vote for has at least one fundy lunatic worming their way into position to taint society with their bullshit.

We really do live in a world where a subset of people firmly believe that access to guns and information about guns is not responsible for gun related crimes because the onus is on the individuals who act on access to guns and information about guns.... but at the same time, that even the mere mention of, let alone…

The first two words of the headline work just fine on their own. Every day. For almost every story.

"Cease your apathy. This concerns all of us."

Now that whole rape thing, that's just an isolated incident. But being unable to get turnt this weekend, that concerns all of us.

You know, it's amazing: I went to a top-tier, high-pressure college with no Greek life (school policy; it was banned) and yet somehow we managed to relax on weekends, spend time with our friends, socialize and preserve our mental health just fine.

Hmmm, missing vague "The truth will come out!" Still perfect, though!

The guy is up for, among other things, attempted murder (one of like 36 charges). There is a witness besides just the victim (who narrowly escaped). I mean, this is an open-and-shut case; clean ID of the attacker, a sympathetic victim who is testifying, a corroborating witness (and actually also a victim); I don't…

has he been convicted without a trial? No. So why are you telling us this here? If someone beats you senseless and you tell your friends about it, do they say "innocent until proven guilty, bro, so don't bother us with the details?"

I know that my perseverance is the main quality which makes me appealing to fans...and I'll be the first to say that I bitched out way too prematurely.

"This ordeal has just been hell on me."

I've had a killer headache and my hands/feet have felt kinda weird ever since

If it weren't his actual, legal name I wouldn't use it either. Like, when I look up his court docket information I have to search for "Machine, War."

This guy is exhibiting classic psychopath behavior.

You are right. This drug is not used frequently for rape, and certainly not among fraternities. They probably just wanted to party!

Throw all the little shits in jail. We throw people in jail for carrying weed on them... if you drug an entire group of girls without their knowledge you should fucking go to jail.

Dear C.A.,

If diminished productivity is the downside of remaining childless, I accept.