They tend to argue that their hair doesn't smell. I tend to argue that they are wrong.

The only way to deal with my hair post-workout is to just wash it and start over. I have fine, straight, short hair and I get sweaty. My hair soaks up sweat like a sponge. That's why I never do anything really strenuous during my workday. I can't imagine how gross these women's hair must smell. You can't hide the…

This is like when your friend starts dating a total lame-o and you don't want to say anything because it will turn into this huge "thing" if they end up, like, getting married or whatever, but you're desperately trying to make a telepathic connection with her to let her know she's like 5 status points above him and…

she fake dated peeta, so what else is new..

Here's a news flash: young adults often withhold information (or just lie) when talking about their sex lives with their parents.

She's my mom-status when it comes to denial. "Sure, they're sleeping on top of each other naked but no sexual intercourse happening."

i made the mistake of going on an okcupid date without updating my pictures. figured a 15-lb weight differential wouldn't be DEAL-BREAKING.

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

Ugh, and it's such a generic cover (I will show you some similar covers! I have proof!). I wouldn't look at it twice if I were walking through the store. Even if the original cover is a little girlier than it maybe needs to be, it's funny and it does catch my attention.

I know a girl who uses those terms. She always describes herself as an alpha and how she can't get along with other alphas and how alphas don't like it when other alphas are in their territory and I'm just sitting there like, are you human beings or fucking tigers? What is all this nonsense?

He is so beta, he won't make any decisions or plans or take responsibility for anything. I find myself longing for an alpha man.

I think the telling bit is where he tells her that when he tries to lead, she doesn't follow. She is the alpha she's been looking for all along.

What i want to know, is how the fuck did she get as far as marrying him if she doesn't like his inherent personality?

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Sometimes it wants to liquefy into an infectious sludge and leak out of your orifices. Love is unpredictable like that.

TWIST: the lucky lady he picks is riddled with Ebola. Should have asked for a medical record, sucker!

I swear it's just how easily you can get guns. They allow for split-second fuck-everything to become a complete fucking disaster. Obviously it has some pre meditation as you have to take the gun with you, but if you can't get a gun?

You decide "fuck everyone" aaaaand...?

Occasionally you get stabbings, but it's hard to…

You are so right. The GOP keeps decrying teachers as lazy, overpaid, union thugs. As you point out, the heroes of these situations always turn out to be teachers and staff, who many times pay with their lives.

Misogyny cuts both ways. It harms women and it harms men who aren't taught how to deal with rejection or disappointment, who are told to "act like a man" and who think they are entitled to a woman's affection. They are taught to bottle their feelings because it's "feminine" to discuss them but then we act surprised…

What strikes me about the doxxing comment I saw was that it was posted as a weird, fucked up way of reassuring Felicia Day—their assertion was that the info was easy to find, so all her fears were silly. And it's just such ridiculous logic. Here's someone being vulnerable, and that's how you respond?