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I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

A doctor's office said she should feed her child in the bathroom?

This country needs to seriously get over their obsession with breasts.

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

I saw that and was really confused.

Would agree 100% if he hadn't boasted about how published he is and that he was going on a radio station that was quite obviously NPR. If you can't take the heat, don't mention that you fancy yourself famous.

This is exactly how they should have responded. And how everyone should respond to cease and desists.

Did you ever wonder why the classic Nigerian Prince scam never really evolved, or why those scam emails invariably have awful grammar? It's intentional. Their con requires a mark that will overlook obvious red flags in favor of an easy buck. A god awful email is a high-efficiency way of choosing only the ripest

This is going to sound a bit first world but the setting is important....each year at Christmas my family is invited to a Christmas Day dinner in Colorado at a famous older musician's house. There are rarely celebrities in attendance, but I guess this time a very famous writer was there. I'm talking like Dan

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

I know there's just so SO much garbage behavior in these messages to unpack, but it's a very specific peeve of mine when I see stuff like "take your meds, see your therapist" being hurled out as some kind of insult.

Guys, I actually believe that this was Dan Brown. WHO WANTS TO START A RUMOR WITH ME???

OH MY GOD. This guy is irritating me so much.

The IKEA assembly manual writer. Of course he's a douche.

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

I'm sorry, but that's a load of crap. You're acting as though the article tried to make out Allaway as impartial. It didn't. The article was describing the ways in which Allaway has taken steps to mitigate any biases in her work—it never attempted to claim that there were no biases.