Submitted for your approval: Every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? is now on YouTube. Relive the spine-tingling moments of your youth as many times as you want. Which was the scariest episode for you? (Please don't post images from Tale of the Quicksilver in comments.)

Holy shit, I have chills racing up and down my entire body right now. I wish deeply and fervently that this was a start to some "catfished Halloween series" on Jez, because it is fucking terrifying.

who is acting like that, let me assure you: not me

McKenna's letter is the greatest thing I've read all week. Close second is Kara's post about the non-white majority. This girl is 12 and conducts her feminist activism with poise and panache. Make sure y'all hold a spot on the Jezebel team for her circa 2024. Hell, give her a job now.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

They should do the obvious thing. Next catalogue just have nothing but this girl in it.

I cannot wait for the tone deaf response from Dick's. Prove me wrong, Dick's. Dick's.

I am pleasantly surprised that Stacey is that far from #1, but also vindicated that Claudia is #1. Also - random things I ALWAYS remember from the BSC in my day to day life:

An outraged friend Gchats to say: "You are so off about Stacy, she raised awareness of diabetes, for starters. Also, she was fashionable! Also, she came from NYC. Also, Stacy was good at math - that's why she was treasurer.She broke so many barriers." We are carpooling to a wedding this weekend and I'm going to be…

I loved Claudia's mismatched themed earrings. Like, a parrot and a palm tree! Oh, Claudia.

I always read the Little Sisters books even though I hated how Karen explained how divorce worked during chapter two of every. single. book. WE GET IT. Your family is special.

I idolized Claudia. She was clearly the best with her "almond shaped eyes and jet black hair".

Duuude, what about the spin-off series California Diaries? Dawn and Maggie and Ducky and...I can't remember.

"Stories like this are one of the many reasons I'm terrified to show my face on Tinder,"

All the ways people will say it's her fault:

Or meet a stranger at a bar, meet a stranger at the library, meet a stranger at church...

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