Not that it makes it any better (in fact, either just as bad or worse) but the "girl" in the front is (I am almost 100% positive) a guy.

It was that front-hug at the airport. Jim Bob was right. He totally sullied her. It is the road to sin.

Wait, this is pretty common knowledge right? We didn't really need an E news article to explain it. I know American sex education is shit, but come on.

I'm sure a woman could come in there and do the job just fine, but I'd still be worried about a yeast infection ruining all the bread.

"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

Well this is delightful. I hope the next time Yelp contacts them they just respond with a picture of someones butt.

I don't mean to blame you for not understanding that OKC isn't Tindr, but. . . OKC isn't Tindr.

You know things are bad out there when I was impressed because the first guy used both versions of your/you're correctly.

Dear Rebecca,

I have a great idea for your next series. It involves you setting up an OKC profile. And then, y'know. Being Burt. Lots of screencaps.

I know this is a lot of work for you and that your S.O. might object, but I encourage you to ignore all those things in favor of the truly hysterical end results that I…

I can see that. I have an old friend who, in a recent FB discussion, kind of started being an asshole about being childfree, and a lot of her mother friends were getting really angry and defensive (to an over-the-top degree, I thought). I did respond that I was a little taken aback by one of her comments (note: I do…

This is sort of my theory: people who act weird/defensive/aggressive/passive aggressive about their parenting choices while in the presence of those who have made different choices are a bit insecure with said choices.

see this excuse doesn't work. Cuz you know what happens when you have kids?

I think that this is one of the strangest (albeit perhaps inevitable?) outcomes of widely available contraception and the notion that parenthood can be a choice, rather than a religious or societal duty. My grandparents' generation seems so different. I remember my dad talking about how nobody used to talk about how…

As a childfree woman it has to become an integral part of our identities. Just as becoming a parent becomes part of your identity. A lot of us childfree people have to be more vocal about it because it is something we're constantly questioned about. You may not talk about your child around them but the message is…

Being a mom (6 times over no less) and raising self-assured, not spoiled, hard working, polite, grateful children, is one of my great successes. Not ever letting them know that I truly would rather not have done it is my other.

There are a bunch of undercurrents going on here.

We have to break down and stop participating in the Cult of Motherhood.

Also, it really annoys me when women are asked to account for their decisions about parenthood. I love Zooey Deschanel's response to the question: "Is having children on your priority list?" Zooey replied: "I'm not going to answer that question...I don't think people ask men those questions."