Yeah as a teacher I usually strive for, “not the best, but hey no one got severely injured this week.”

Who has been dead for almost 40 years.... Does he think the guy from the KFC commercial is the real Colonel Sanders just because he did his own commercials?

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

TIL the meaning of “bloatee.” Thank you!

How have I never heard this? I guess I never thought about it either, but it’s freaking hilarious.

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

Well, he’s still committing personal fouls.

Speed 3: Beat the Tariffs

See: The last time England won on penalties

This didn’t stay in Vegas...

Holy shit this is my favorite Kinja of all time.

“Okay you’re running, running, running and the defender says that your great grandparents were complicit during the holocaust when the Nazis pillaged from the jews.”

you... penetrated yourself with a Chipotle burrito? props for that girth, I guess...

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

I practiced with a college team when I was attending college for a semester in Ireland. The best players were an American who moved to Ireland, Spaniards and Greeks. I don’t remember any Irish on the team.

It really is a shame, because I think Ireland is a country that could really embrace the game. What they need is an authentic Irish voice to really act as the voice of basketball, a native son like Shaquille O’Neal

Just imagine if it was le blac coq.

And a fake cock at that!

Loud, old, heavy, controlled by racists....I'll buy that (pun intended).