I know I am making assumptions, but I just want to whisper a single word in your ear — Brexit.

I’m starting to think you’re not really Cade McNown.

We will take your feedback under advisement while we throw some more of your tea into a harbor.

To be fair though, did Hillary (the nice old lady) elaborate on towel policy either?

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

Pictured: Trent Dilfer working the pregame.