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Ouch at 7s! CTE - the real reason these monochromatic feckers are endangered.

It’s always the same with you. “I don’t know or care if you’re the real Cade”. “Why can’t you be more like Kluwe, with his successful career and his funny posts?”. Give it a rest mom.

Ahem!

“Skins Finally Do Something Right”

FWIW, “Icontinentia Buttocks”. I wouldn’t have bothered correcting you but that line is one of the few good things the Romans have ever done for us. Apart from Aqueducts.

Might want to add that to the NFL “how not to celebrate” video. That’s 15 yards right there.

Watched that goal from the Gwladys Street End. We celebrated so hard that my buddy fell face first into the lap of a small child in the row in front. His parents were celebrating so hard that they didn’t kick sh1t out of him or have him arrested. Simpler times.

Marshawn Lunch

Interestingly, the creatures that are our most remote ancestors had no anus so their shit literally came out of their mouths. Seems like this learned behaviour thing can last hundreds of millions of years eh Pete.

“the most vindictive motherfucker in celebration history” is the kindest ending there’s ever been to a sentence that starts “Jonjo Shelvey looks like...”.

Hang on, a couple of days ago Billy was being accused of being an Everton fan - make your mind up guys. Either way it was a shocking lowlights that needed to be shared. You keep posting Billy.

Wait, so he felt he had to resign because he’s been caught blatantly lying to the public? I’m not sure he’s got the hang of being a Trump staffer at all.

1) How did he do that?

Fox has black and white jizz?

Bear tries to get into the box, next thing you know everything’s a total mess. It’s like Chris Conte never left.

As a School Principal (even a fake one) you should of known that all along Armin. Still, best to nip it in the butt now I guess.

“Golden State is reportedly trying to ask for $15-20"

Oh Trump knows who Frederick Douglass is alright. In fact he remembers him with special fondness since the night that he beat Mike Tyson in Tokyo.