I guess Kim’s emotion chip got an update and she’s testing it out?

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

Kourtney’s ambivalence is #lifegoals.

Ugh....I kinda wish she hadn’t taped this for her show. Now it seems cheapened and fake. I know its crazy to think that she lied about this robbery, and a large part of me thinks it truly happened. I really felt bad for her and sympathized with her. But now.....with it being taped for the show and knowing that the…

Alternatively, it takes a special kind of cynicism to milk personal trauma for fame, attention, and ratings.

Gonna be cynical. She has cried wolf many times, still think it was Bs media ploy by her

Basically describes some open-book exams I took in college.

I still don’t understand why Ryan Seacrest is a thing.

“You know whose take I need? Ryan Seacrest’s,” said millions of people across the world.

Luann de Lesseps and her husband are “the same person” according to Dorinda Medley, which must make things confusing.

I would probably have said “Jesus fucking Christ you crazy old bat!”

Apparently, the Queen Mother (Elizabeth II’s mom) had quite the potty mouth. And Elizabeth II’s own husband (Prince Philip) is pathologically incapable of not saying something racist every time he opens his mouth. So I guess she has lots of practice.

Bless her sensible shoes.

“I almost got shot while clad in this raincoat.”

Don’t give him or those who agree with him a martyr to rally behind.

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

Ugh, the sound of awkward silence.