“Why do people like her?”
“Why do people like her?”
all that glitters is not gold, honey.
Fuck Mariah Carey for this. Fuck anyone who wants a big paycheck to fake a performance.
“The incident upset some people on the Internet, who I suppose expect performers to mask their lip-syncing better.”
Happy New Year, jezzies. Y’all were here for me big-time this year with the struggles with my daughter’s mental illness, and I love you for it. Looking forward to activism and home ownership and MARRIAGE in 2017. And fuck Trump!
I’m in Paris, and it’s 12:10. Happy 2017, Jezebel!
Happy New Year everyone! It’s an hour to midnight here and I am sat in my pyjamas eating Pringles and drinking a bottle of wine that my neighbour didn’t want. I’m just pleased to still be awake, since last year I fell asleep watching Jurassic Park at 9PM. I hope you all have a happy, healthy, wonderful year and thank…
The one below it with the little boy... wow, how powerful. Such wonder and hope in that little boy’s face, how cool would it be in that was the face of a future president. “See the 2016 Photo That Inspired President Reynolds As a Boy”
I’m trying to drum up a plan were millions of us travel to the White House on January 20th, and we all throw ourselves around Obama’s legs and cry and beg him not to leave. I think this would work, and might be constitutionally sound.
That got me, as well as “The President is always asking staff to bring their babies and young kids by for a visit.” SOB.
I imagine those two loafer wearing grease balls fancy themselves big tough men.
That picture of Joe Biden and the kids with the super soakers is everything I want the world to be.
I cannot believe we are going from this to a senile orange cat turd.
As stomachs knot in anticipation of next month’s inauguration, Official White House photographer Pete Souza has relea…
Lieutenant Danielle
She ain’t got no legs.