Does anyone else get a Russell and Taylor Armstrong vibe from Dorit and P.K.?? They strike me as a couple of grifters on the make. This seems to be the Achilles heel of the Real Housewives enterprise. Unless they knowingly hire these sorts of people because the eventual unmasking/shaming of couples like the Guidices,…

Yes! Also, “self-deprecating” means to make fun of yourself (as the word itself states), not to make fun of someone else.

Agree. I don’t hate her but I do find her Erika Jayne act to be rather inauthentic.

Dorit’s accent...I CAN NOT.

Is this going to be The Fight that will last all season? Hope not. But it was clear from their very first meeting that there was going to be a battle of the blondes. #teamerika

erika jayne is a culture vulture. there is NOTHING organic about her, she’s not funny, and she keeps gay men around her as paid accessories. she is gross

I realize this isn’t the point of this article, but I’m so fucking sick and tired of people saying “get over it” and “don’t be so sensitive” when someone is being insulting. If you always have to make jokes at other people’s expense to be funny, you are not funny. You are sad.

Hahaha! I read it like Dr. Nick from The Simpsons

No - it’s probably most Democrat’s Christmas wish.

As much as I disliked George W. Bush, I’m pretty certain I remember that he ran 3 miles a day at a 6 min/mile clip, which was very good for his age! I’m not sure Trump could walk 3 miles.

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

He also doesn’t sleep and probably has a history abusing amphetamines. Is it wrong to hope he dies before the inauguration?

It’s like all the rest of us, no? That’s why we have a vice president and a speaker of the House and a whole line of people. They can just keep dying.

I am sure Bravo pays for plenty. But don’t be surprised if they get married at LVP’s house afterall. heh.

Why would they be proud that it takes 3 of them to add up to one brain?

LOL... the mermaid line was hilarious! This wedding does sound really expensive for a bartender and hostess of low/mid-price restaurant. I’m team Tom- how the hell are they going to pay all of this shit off?

Sobbing,“Ariana comes out of the pool like a mermaid!” made me snort laugh.

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That text to Scheana is not a bad edit. Saying her fiance’s dick doesn’t work is not a bad edit. That’s real shit that she said.

“When someone answers the door, greet them with silence. Narrow your eyes, cock your head ever so slightly to one side and let the edges of your mouth slowly turn upward over the span of six to eight seconds—a look that, though not quite a smile, unquestionably communicates a feeling of total contentment.”